I was surfing the internet last night and came across something very fascinating regarding the mouse. It’s a term we use a lot but use in the wrong place means some totally different. Some guy call Mr. SW wanted to know the meaning of the phrase “double-click” I was baffled and was thinking to myself how dumb can this guy but be, soon enough I found out that I was the dumb one and he a bit smarter than me LOL,
Or some of you who don’t know the other meaning of double-clicking here it is…. I did not make any modification to the reply I just copied it.
Hi.
I was recently asked if I double click the mouse and I know it wasn’t referring to my computer. Can you please give me some info? Thanks.
SW in Kansas
SW in Kansas
Dear SW,
You're right, it's not the computer. Double clicking the mouse is one of those "cute" synonyms for female masturbation. There are a lot of them, by the way, including petting the petunia, teasing the tuna taco, checking for squirrels (as if they might be hibernating up there) and pearl fishing (which can also be used to mean oral sex performed on a female).However, most of these terms turn up more often in online lists of "naughty expressions" than in actual conversation. Unisex terms, such as playing with yourselfor diddling are more common. Among exclusively female terms, jilling off (the female version of jacking off) seems to be one of the more usual expressions, appearing frequently on blogs and message boards.
It's interesting to note that there are a lot more terms for male than female masturbation. One possible reason for this is that women spend less time doing it. According to the Kinsey Report, 92% of males said they had masturbated, compared with only 62% of females. But who knows? Kinsey's studies on human sexuality were done over forty years before the advent of Sex and the City and women may have felt embarrassed to admit such a thing to a male researcher. My personal theory, as I noted when I put up the Adult Slang Picture Dictionary back in 2003, is that women, unlike men, just have better things to talk about than their sex lives with themselves.
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